"Paul, tell me something to blog about. I'm just out of ideas right now."
"Well, you'll have something to blog about this weekend."
"Yes, but that doesn't help me NOW."
"Well, blog about the pictures of the kids."
"I did already, glad to know you don't read my blog."
"Whatever, I catch up from time to time..... Okay, blog about me! You never blog about me!"
"Okay I can do that soon, but I need something quick and easy to blog about tonight."
"Oh, then blog about our sex life."
(P.S. Paul told me to document this conversation.)