"Hey Hope you wanna go to Prom??"
You know, the Prom!! Where girls boof their hair on top of their heads and go with a boy that wears a slicky suit.
And how could that not sound fantastic? Plus dancing and a chocolate fountain? SIGN US UP.
WEHS prom was Saturday night and I did convince Hope to go along with me, I just knew she would love watching the girls walk the red carpet in their fancy dresses.
It only took a few minutes...
One fancy dress after another.
But sadly no more slicky suits like in 1989 :(
SHE WAS IN HER PRIME.
And she was all eyes and all mine for about thirty minutes.
Then per her norm she made a friend
Kicked off her shoes and was gone.
I didn't bother taking any pictures inside, maybe because I was too busy sticking my head under the chocolate fountain.
Or maybe because I was trying to hold myself back from busting a move with the young folk.
Either way I took our cue to leave when Hope was getting jiggy to a song like this:
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt. Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt. Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt. Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt.....